David De Gea and Angel Di Maria planned to escape Old Trafford, but instead dug a tunnel into the toilet of coach Louis van Gaal’s house.

These two players both wanted to leave Man Utd this summer but were not successful.

David De Gea and Angel Di Maria planned to escape Old Trafford, but instead dug a tunnel into the toilet of coach Louis van Gaal’s house.

These two players both wanted to leave Man Utd this summer but were not successful.

De Gea had previously planned to `escape` but could not escape Van Gaal’s witchcraft.

De Gea had previously planned to `escape` but could not escape Van Gaal’s witchcraft.

Executive Vice President Ed Woodward of Man Utd is considered a star in the transfer market this summer, spending all his money to buy a series of stars to Old Trafford.

Executive Vice President Ed Woodward of Man Utd is considered a star in the transfer market this summer, spending all his money to buy a series of stars to Old Trafford.

After locking up De Gea, Van Gaal bought goalkeeper Sergio Romero.

After locking up De Gea, Van Gaal bought goalkeeper Sergio Romero.

From a humorous perspective, Van Gaal actually asked the Dragon God to give him midfielder Serio Ramos.

From a humorous perspective, Van Gaal actually asked the Dragon God to give him midfielder Serio Ramos.

Abou Diaby, famous for being a sick soldier at Arsenal, announced that he will play 100% of his ability in the new team Olympique de Marseille.

Abou Diaby, famous for being a sick soldier at Arsenal, announced that he will play 100% of his ability in the new team Olympique de Marseille.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic played badly and hit John Terry in the head with his elbow in the friendly match between Chelsea and PSG.

Terry is famous for his talent of `stealing` his friend’s wife after cheating on his former teammate Wayne Bridge.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic played badly and hit John Terry in the head with his elbow in the friendly match between Chelsea and PSG.

Terry is famous for his talent of `stealing` his friend’s wife after cheating on his former teammate Wayne Bridge.

Real President Florentino Perez had to work hard to prevent Ed Woodward from approaching Bale.

Real President Florentino Perez had to work hard to prevent Ed Woodward from approaching Bale.

Laughing at the person yesterday…

Laughing at the person yesterday…

… the next day people laughed.

… the next day people laughed.

Binh Nam