In addition, the first condition when considering love;

If you want to be rich, you must stay away from women

Two old men sat and talked to each other in a nursing home.

– When I was young, I loved a girl deeply.

– Why?

– I want to make a lot of money to give her a full life.

– Then what was the result?

The old man sighed:

– Two years later, I built a business with nothing.

The old man pondered for a long time and then continued:

– At that time, I was very angry.

– What next?

– At that moment I suddenly realized that if you want to be rich, you must absolutely stay away from women.

The first condition of love

Suffering from love, a young man climbed a mountain pass and waded into a stream to find a sage to ask for advice.

– Sir, I have persistently pursued her for five years.

The sage said nothing, just quietly pointed to the snail crawling next to him.

– I understand!

The sage shook his head slightly:

– No, I mean when you have your own house like a snail, then think about love.

Are married men allowed to look at girls?

Seeing her husband constantly glancing at young girls, his wife cleared her throat:

– You’d best stop looking at girls immediately.

Stupid husband:

– Why?

Angry wife:

– Don’t you remember that you have a wife?

The husband replied calmly:

– What do you mean?

– !?!

The bus ride was full of words

On the bus, a young woman talked to her friend on her cell phone:

– You can’t imagine it, Sofia.

The woman quickly said to the person on the phone:

– Sofia, I have to get off the bus now.

Right after noon at that bus stop, the woman got on the bus and was surprised to see that all the passengers from the morning were with her.

– I’m not late, am I?

Then he looked towards the woman and said:

– Come on, everyone has arrived, please call and tell Sofia what happened this morning!

– !?!

Super thief at the restaurant

Two thieves are eating in a restaurant.

– Hey, what’s up with that old man?

– Leave him alone, he lost his wallet.

– How do you know?

– So are you going to wait for him to voluntarily pay for our meal? >> Continue reading

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